28 Days Late(r)

So I finally got around to watching 28 Days Later. Mind you, I've always had a fascination with post-apocalyptic scenarios, and this movie would fall right into that bucket.

Unfortunately, this show has the personality of a turnip.

A 4-month old turnip, to be precise.

And I'm afraid I may've inadvertently insulted turnips.

It's almost identical to Shaun of the Dead, minus the funny bits. Same pissant limey brits, same general concept. Here's an idea: When the shit hits the fan, get some food, then hit up a pawn shop for the guns! Fucking neon "DER!"

Why, oh why, would you try to beat to death an infected individual (afterward called "zombie") when you can pump a 10g load of buckshot love into his/her chest and call it a day?

Seriously people.

Just grease that ass to catfood and be done.

So yeah, 28 pissed me off. I wasted a perfectly good hour and forty eight minutes (and 2 glasses of cheap wine) watching this show. What does it take to get a decent fucking movie around here?

This is why you don't let the british into movies (unless it's Vinny Jones or Jason Statham), cause those tits can turn something like Band of Brothers into The English Patient, then everyone who watches it goes into cardiac arrest, for want of something more exciting to do.