Wednesday, July 25, 2007

WTF of the Month

Why, oh why, do I watch indie flicks?

Mad Cowgirl is quite possibly one of the weirdest pieces of.....film....I've ever watched.

You might be thinking "how weird can it possibly be?"

Well, let's start with a few of the biggies:

1. Main character starts making out with her brother on the bed, then scene fades to black (implications are obvious).

2. Aforementioned character catches madcow disease.

3. After becoming infected, she rapidly loses her mind, fucks everything but the kitchen sink, then kills a bunch of guys (some of them mid-coitus).

4. The director apparently couldn't decide on one language, so he said "Eh, fuck it." and threw in five.

5 (and my personal favorite)

*drumroll*

The scene where her favorite actor is going down on her, on the living room floor. With mariachi music in the background. And, as she's getting off, she blows his brains out.

Mind you, I've stated several times that that's how I'd like to die (almost to a T). Which is why I'm so pissed. This bastard hijacked my death scene.

Anyway, aside from snuff porn, this is the weirdest shit I've ever watched.

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You should go rent it.

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