Honestly, Who Really Cares?

Preface
It's about 1245, and I'm tired. I'm going on 3-1/2 hours of sleep. Suffice it to say, I'm a tad cranky. Not only that, but everything has that surreal quality to it, like when you haven't slept for 3 days.

Now, on to the meat of this post...

Anna Nicole Smith died. This story has been gracing the front page of every major news outlet's website for two days now. I suppose it's alright to relegate the snowballing shitstorm in the Middle East (notice I didn't just say Iraq) to Page 2. It's been going on for a while now, so it's no longer news. Hell, the only way we'd be suprised is if no troops died on any given day.

Anyway, she died, very probably from a drug overdose.

Show of hands, who didn't see that one coming?

Everywhere I look, I see "She was a special person" or "She was beautiful, inside and out". In response, I just have one question:

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT??

Let's do a quick recap of her ill-fated (and thank god, short-lived) rise to fame.

- Starts out as a white trash stripper in a Houston club.
- Still white trash, but now a Playboy playmate.
- Marries billionaire oil baron (and wrinkled shitsack) Howard Marshall II. Obviously, she did this out of love, and not to grab his cash when he bites it.
- Gets her own reality TV show; entertains audiences nationwide by getting snot-hanging trashed on every conceivable substance known to man, then making a complete clown of herself.
-Gets knocked up by someone (we've got three main contenders). Spawns a bitter argument among grammar experts over whether she's a mother or a spermbank.
-Gives birth to what will likely be a permanently pillfucked child. God help that little kid; she's got a rough road ahead.
-Son dies of....(drumroll please)...a drug overdose. Apparently he mixed METHADONE and TWO ANTIDEPRESSANTS. Seriously, what the fuck did he think would happen?

In summary, she was a complete waste. She gave nothing of value to our already-deteriorating culture. She was a drug fiend in ways that defy labels. She was a piss-poor role model for her son, not to mention the millions of impressionable girls who saw her chunky ass all over TV every week.

She was not a good person. She never raised a finger to help others (unless it involved a payment, mass publicity, or free donuts). To top it off, she killed herself, one pill at a time. I hope she drowned in her own vomit, as she deserves nothing better. I don't feel a loss, and I worry about those who do.